he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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