oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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