The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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