Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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