Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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