found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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