wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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