Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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