Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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