she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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