I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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