There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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