Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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