i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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