carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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