i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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