i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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