Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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