We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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