Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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