I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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