Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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