Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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