Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
porn star boner night. come get it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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