i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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