Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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