was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
