The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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