He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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