This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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