thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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