just tell him i said nine months
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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