i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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