U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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