its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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