I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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