I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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