i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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