Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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