...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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