You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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