Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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