East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize