Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My balls are so social today.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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