I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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