Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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