I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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