The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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