Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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