just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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