I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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