If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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