I want to have your abortion
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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