My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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