it was like eating out sand paper
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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