that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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