I don't usually arrange sex via text message
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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