The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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