Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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