dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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