i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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