How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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