I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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