Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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